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Marmite Breakfast Biscuits
I'd never thought 'this is what they probably smell when they push open a sarcophagus' prior to opening these
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I'd never thought 'this is what they probably smell when they push open a sarcophagus' prior to opening these
If cutting open a poached egg is like cutting open a baseball, you're probably in a place that sells tinned chicken
Looking like one of King Midas' test touches, the Eti Gold bar hummed the air with a sense of false opulence not too dissimilar to the "look, we too can bump gums with the upper-class" products like Nescafe Gold and every other shit with 'gold' added to their line
All of the marketing material on the walls lovingly stated how much your meal saves a planet’s worth of water by not watering cows or some shit, and how plant-based living is the best ever or something. I dunno, I didn’t properly read any of it
Along with the same ten Christmas songs on repeat and the burning cold of a misty London day, mince pies start their ascension from the depths of our collective memory to adorn every inch of prime retail-shelving estate
The sensation I got was the same as tipping out the bulging contents of an airline sick bag into plastic bread and calling it lunch.